Today I took an elevator down from the fourth floor down to the first floor as I do many times. This time was different because I got into an elevator that was empty except for the stink someone had left behind. I got into the elevator and didn’t notice the stink until I had already pressed the first floor button to go down and the door had closed. As I stood there, I started sweating and thought to myself, “Oh crap someone is going to get on the elevator and think I did this”. So I said a silent prayer to allow the elevator to reach the first floor without stopping. Well today my prayer was answered because I made it to the first floor with no passengers. I really hope that one day this person will get caught in the act and be embarassed.